Sprinklers Are Evil

Well, they are!

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Just walked downstairs and found this on the kitchen table. In breaking news my family is awesome.

Just walked downstairs and found this on the kitchen table. In breaking news my family is awesome.

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Christmas present, anybody?

baitandswitch:

jeffrubinjeffrubin:

My friend Steve received this Ninja Turtle jokebook as a gift. A lot of the jokes, including the one on the cover, make no sense.

Also, two of the jokes are about suicide.  (via miketrapp)

My friend, Matt, grew up with a joke book from the peanut council where all the punchlines were peanut (i.e. What peanut lives in a cave? Bat peanut).

He told Catherine and me about ten of the jokes. Each one of them made us laugh more than the first.  I think we would have passed out if we had a chance to read the whole book.

(via laughterkey)

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Tennessee To Celebrate 'Traditional Marriage Day,' Which Is Pretty Much Every Day

Also on the calendar: “White Male Day,” “Being a Christian Day,” and “We Love White Bread Day.”

stoneagechronicles:

*HEADDESK*

(via stfuconservatives)

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: If Jill Abramson were a man...

Damn straight. 

annfriedman:

She’s a source of widespread frustration and anxiety who is demoralizing, uncaring, morale-draining, and very unpopular. He demands excellence and relevance.

She is difficult to work with, unreasonable, impossible, stubborn. He has a strong vision and insists on seeing it carried out.

She is AWOL and disengaged. He attended Sundance and SXSW.

(Source: dyn.politico.com)