We truly live in an age of iron. (at Best Buy)
Just walked downstairs and found this on the kitchen table. In breaking news my family is awesome.
Christmas present, anybody?
baitandswitch:
jeffrubinjeffrubin:
My friend Steve received this Ninja Turtle jokebook as a gift. A lot of the jokes, including the one on the cover, make no sense.
Also, two of the jokes are about suicide. (via miketrapp)
My friend, Matt, grew up with a joke book from the peanut council where all the punchlines were peanut (i.e. What peanut lives in a cave? Bat peanut).
He told Catherine and me about ten of the jokes. Each one of them made us laugh more than the first. I think we would have passed out if we had a chance to read the whole book.
(via laughterkey)
Also on the calendar: “White Male Day,” “Being a Christian Day,” and “We Love White Bread Day.”
stoneagechronicles:
The state of Tennessee is set to observe “ido4life Traditional Marriage Day” on Aug. 31, after state lawmakers passed a resolution this week to dedicate the date. Pastor Lyndon Allen, a key proponent of the measure, told WSMV that the effort was about encouraging couples to get married, pointing to the economic benefits of tying the knot.
*HEADDESK*
(via stfuconservatives)
Damn straight.
annfriedman:
She’s a source of widespread frustration and anxiety who is demoralizing, uncaring, morale-draining, and very unpopular. He demands excellence and relevance.
She is difficult to work with, unreasonable, impossible, stubborn. He has a strong vision and insists on seeing it carried out.
She is AWOL and disengaged. He attended Sundance and SXSW.
(Source: dyn.politico.com)