Sprinklers Are Evil

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jgreendc:

When Drudge Is A Genius

Is when you’re still up at 2 in the morning, alone in an empty apartment on a mattress, half-empty coke zero bottles scattered around the room, and sneakers inches away from your face that are beginning to smell like Chinese food, and you click on Drudge and you get that photo lay-out he has right now.

Sully

Andrew Sullivan gets at least half credit for this. That sentence is sublime.